If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
soo... how was my night?
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