I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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