Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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