I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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