we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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