He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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