My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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