Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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