His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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