she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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