was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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