Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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