Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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