3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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