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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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