let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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