please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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