I don't think brook has ever known best
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I show you my penis last night?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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