I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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