Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Enjoy the penises
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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