i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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