did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Randomize
