i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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