she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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