If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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