Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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