I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Someone came in the potted fern
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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