I want to make a zoo with you.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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