he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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