I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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