Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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