Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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