So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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