So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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