All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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