My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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