so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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