All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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