Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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