Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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