when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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