So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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