Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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