My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
