I'm eating all of the evidence.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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