She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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