Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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