i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
My balls are so social today.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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