Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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