This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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