i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
