Pappa wants mamma naked
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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