great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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