he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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