I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
