Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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