Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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